HOW TO PHOTOGRAPH A PUPPY
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1.	Remove film from box and load camera.
2.	Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3.	Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4.	Choose a suitable background for photo.
5.	Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6.	Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7.	Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8.	Forget about pre-focused spot and crawl after puppy on hands and knees.
9.	Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10.	Get tissue and clean puppy's nose print from camera lens.
11.	Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
12.	Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
13.	Put magazines back on coffee table.
14.	Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
15.	Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16.	Jump up quickly, grab puppy, and run outside!
17.	Call spouse to help clean up mess.
18.	Go get a soda.
19.	Sit back in Lazy Boy with soda, sigh a lot, and resolve to teach puppy "Sit" and "Stay" first thing in the morning.

Deborah Burton
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