[IMAGE]

[IMAGE]

MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS

By Alex Gibber

[IMAGE]

1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up, and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans' bedtime.
2. Act like a convicted criminal. When your humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down, and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as your humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)
3. Let your humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then when your humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at your humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go 'pee', sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk, always pick the busiest and most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
7. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.
10. Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off andmake the humans take you out for your morning 'pee'. As soon as you get backinside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after goingoutside, and this will drive them nuts!)

1997 Alex Gibber. All rights reserved.

[IMAGE]

[IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE] [IMAGE]

Deborah Burton
FUZZY FACES
130 Castle Rock Road
Unit #107
Sedona, AZ 86351
Email: fuzzy@fuzzyfaces.com

Copyright © 1995-2013 Deborah Burton (Fuzzy Faces). All rights reserved.
This copyright includes *all* printed matter and *all* graphics on this page.


DO NOT REMOVE ANY GRAPHICS OR PHOTOS FROM THIS PAGE.
THEY ARE *NOT* PUBLIC DOMAIN.